Hal Cruttenden

Three-Time Chortle Award Nominee Who Was Also Nominated For The Perrier Newcomer Award In Edinburgh



How to hire Hal Cruttenden

Contact the Champions Speakers Agency to provisionally enquire about hiring Hal Cruttenden for your next event, today. To get in touch, simply call an official booking agent on 0207 1010 553 or email us at [email protected] for more information.

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"Hal Cruttenden was the perfect choice for our virtual corporate awards ceremony. He thoroughly entertained us, had us all in stitches whilst also expertly MC-ing the show without missing a beat. It’s hard to host a virtual event when you can’t see the audience, but Hal was extremely professional and I can assure you the internal feedback from our audience was glowing. Highly recommend!" - Sarah-Jane, Head of Communications, ManpowerGroup

"A quick note to say just how great Hal was at our event yesterday! Absolutely smashed it, had us all in stitches and I had some VERY positive comments about him from our audience including: great start to the show... proper laugh out loud, he is so funny great choice and I love Hal hilarious. Please let him know we thought he was great" - Sarah-Jane, Head of Communications, ManpowerGroup

"Hugely talented. He’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot." - The Times

"Hal was great, he was very entertaining and enjoyed by all, maybe apart from the chap at the front of the room! (Who took some great jokes on the chin!) I would recommend Hal for future events!” - Alex, Shell Event (2017)

"He was absolutely fantastic and considering his prep for the event was less than 24 hours it showed what a consummate professional he was." - Steve, Heathrow

"The event went so well and Hal was amazing!" - Libbie, Marketing Coordinator, W Denis

  • Host of The Rugby's On, on BT Sport 
  • Wrote and starred in Radio 4 sitcom Hal 
  • Five Sell Out Shows 
  • Appeared on the BBC's Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News For You, Would I lie to You? and well-known shows
  • Performed at the Royal Variety Performance 
  • Three-time Chortle Award nominee