Hal Cruttenden

Three-time Chortle Award Nominee, Nominee For The Perrier Best Newcomer Award In Edinburgh, Sold Out Global Shows, Appeared on Mock The Week & Have I Got News for You

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Hal Cruttenden received a 5 star rating across 16 events in 2023.

"Hal Cruttenden's sharp wit and relatable humour make him a crowd favourite. With his charming stage presence and hilarious storytelling, Hal ensures your event is filled with laughter and unforgettable moments. Perfect for any occasion, he is truly splendid."

How to hire Hal Cruttenden

Contact the Champions Speakers Agency to provisionally enquire about hiring Hal Cruttenden for your next event, today. To get in touch, simply call an official booking agent on 0207 1010 553 or email us at [email protected] for more information.

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OFFICIAL FEEDBACK FROM IN-PERSON & VIRTUAL EVENTS

"Hal Cruttenden was the perfect choice for our virtual corporate awards ceremony. He thoroughly entertained us, had us all in stitches whilst also expertly MC-ing the show without missing a beat. It’s hard to host a virtual event when you can’t see the audience, but Hal was extremely professional and I can assure you the internal feedback from our audience was glowing. Highly recommend!" - Sarah-Jane, Head of Communications, ManpowerGroup

"A quick note to say just how great Hal was at our event yesterday! Absolutely smashed it, had us all in stitches and I had some VERY positive comments about him from our audience including: great start to the show... proper laugh out loud, he is so funny great choice and I love Hal hilarious. Please let him know we thought he was great" - Sarah-Jane, Head of Communications, ManpowerGroup

"Hugely talented. He’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot." - The Times

"Hal was great, he was very entertaining and enjoyed by all, maybe apart from the chap at the front of the room! (Who took some great jokes on the chin!) I would recommend Hal for future events!” - Alex, Shell Event (2017)

"He was absolutely fantastic and considering his prep for the event was less than 24 hours it showed what a consummate professional he was." - Steve, Heathrow

"The event went so well and Hal was amazing!" - Libbie, Marketing Coordinator, W Denis

"It was an absolute honour to have Hal Cruttenden host our event. He was fantastic at keeping the audience engaged and delivered some of the best joke, we genuinely loved working with him!" - Rochelle, Operations & Experience Manager, Informa

  • 2023 - Returned to perform at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
  • 2012 - Nominated for the Best Club Comic at the Chortle Awards
  • 2002 - Nominated for Perrier Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards
  • Appeared on  Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Have I Got News for You
  • Written for The Omid Djalili Show and The Rob Brydon Show
  • Presents the comedy podcast Rugby Jubbly with Dan Skinner 
  • Hosts The Huddle for Saracens Rugby Club
  • Toured globally, including Montreal, Melbourne and New Zealand