Martin Semple

The Stand Up Soldier, Martin Semple has presented the nation with a highly unique yet entertaining stand-up act and is now a popular choice as an after-dinner speaker and entertainment for corporate events and functions. His anecdotal and self-deprecating material brings side-splitting laughter to any audience and leaves them with a lasting impression on the night.

For the first half of his career as a comedian, Semple was serving as a soldier in the Household Cavalry regiment. As a horse guard, he assisted in the opening of parliament and was part of a military tour of Afghanistan. It was whilst hunting for evening entertainment that he came across a comedy club and decided to test his ability. Having discovered a natural comedic flair, Semple ventured into the stand-up circuit and slowly built the foundations for a successful career as a comedian.

Able to draw on anecdotes from his career as a soldier, Semple reflects on the potentially life-threatening situations he has found himself in and turns them into the most hilarious stories within his stand-up performances. A unique and extremely talented name on our roster has made appearances at corporate and military events as well as weddings and various other functions.

With high levels of sarcasm and an extremely quick wit, Martin comments on his failed attempt at a professional football and theatre career. He also discusses entertaining day-to-day activities of the British public which resonates with his audiences to create the most funnily relatable stories.

His relaxed delivery style served with a side of improvised banter and audience interactions mean that his performance is tailored to your event. His loveable, cheeky personality is loved by audiences all across the UK making his set one of the most memorable. An engaging storyteller, a natural comedian and expert in creating hilarious material for all age groups, Martin Semple is the perfect addition to any event in search of a comedian.