Martin Semple

Brilliant Comedian & Serving Soldier

Martin Semple is a British comedian and serving soldier with the Household Cavalry regiment; he has served as part of the horse guard for the opening of parliament and as part of a military tour of Afghanistan.

As a comedian Semple calls on many of his experiences as a soldier, drawing comic relief from some of the most high intensity situations of the recent Gulf conflict. His ability to turn potentially terrifying situations into hilarious material for his work as a comedian mark Martin Semple as a genuinely unique and hugely talented member of the stand-up comedy circuit. Semple has performed at weddings, military events and celebrations; he is perfectly suited to private parties and is always popular with fellow service men and women.

Semple reflects both on his time as a soldier and his experiences as a civilian, including a failed attempted a professional football career and his various attempts to break into the acting and theatre scene, with a sly and unyielding wit. His stand-up comedy is un-missable, audience’s revealing in his self-deprecating and sarcastic humour, applauding his personal strength and ability to overcome traumatic situations with a light and sharp comedy.

Semple not only works as a comedian but can also be hired as a compere, event host or MC at private events, as a comedian he is often hired for weddings and celebrations of varying natures; those looking for a comedian unlike any other, with a versatile but consistently brilliant stand-up comedy set, will find no better than the surprisingly young but nonetheless hilarious Martin Semple.

To book Martin Semple as the entertainment for your corporate event, function or conference, simply contact the Champions Speakers agency by emailing or by calling a booking agent directly on 0207 1010 553.

He opened with a few perfectly-delivered jokes. Clearly a very able comic who instantly had the whole room on his side– Gigglebeats