Lucy Porter

Hilarious Comedian & Sought-After Comedy Writer

Lucy has been a huge hit with comedy audiences up and down the country for over ten years with her distinctive, bouncy, feel-good comedy. She has continued to travel internationally with her stand-up – taking in the Far East & including shows in Hong Kong, Bangkok, Macau, Manila, Switzerland and Paris. She was also invited to Miami to take part in NBC’s Last Comic Standing and has performed in the States for NBC and HBO at their Las Vegas Comedy Festival. She’s also regularly invited to festivals closer to home including Manchester, Glasgow and the prestigious Kilkenny Festival, as well as other mud-soaked scrums such as Latitude.

During 2014 Lucy returned to The Edinburgh Fringe with her 10th solo show, Me Time which toured in the Spring. She also turned her hand this year to play-righting with a thought-provoking, witty play, The Fair Intellectual Club. Put on at the Assembly Rooms in Edinburgh during the Fringe, her creation explores the trials of being an intelligent woman in 1717 Edinburgh. Following the success of The Edinburgh Run, BBC Radio 4 commissioned a 6 part drama series from Lucy based on the play. She is currently writing it for transmission in 2016.

Lucy is a regular face and voice on TV and radio panel shows and is a glutton for a good quiz show. You may have seen her alongside Ed Byrne providing pointless answer after pointless answer on a Celeb special of BBC 1’s Pointless, or seen her emerge victorious from a well-fought battle for the title of Celebrity Mastermind Champion in a Children In Need special. Lucy fended off stiff competition from Mark Watson and Dave Spikey and broke records by achieving the highest ever celebrity score.

She has also appeared on two series of IQ, two series of Mock the Week, two series of Argumental, Have I Got News for You, Clive Anderson’s Chat Room, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and What the Dickens?. On Radio 4, she has been heard on Life – An Idiot’s Guide, Heresy, The Personality Test, The News Quiz, Dilemma and The Unbelievable Truth, and is a regular guest on BBC 6Music on The Radcliffe & Maconie Show.

She remains amongst the most sought-after comedy writers in Britain and was one of the lead writers on ITV1’s prime-time Sunday night satirical animation series Headcases. Lucy has also moved into the world of film and she (along with Green Wing writers Fay Rusling and Oriane Messina) has a feature script (working title Queen of Comedy) on the development slate at leading Brit film company Warp X. Recently Lucy has contributed to various publications as a columnist, including City AM, Cook Vegetarian Magazine and Mother & Baby.

To book Lucy Porter as the entertainment for your corporate event, function or conference, simply contact the Champions Speakers agency by emailing or by calling a booking agent directly on 0207 1010 553.

“Lucy was great and did an amazing job. The audience at the awards really enjoyed her stand up performance and her presenting the awards and everyone said it was the best awards yet! Well done to you for arranging her at such short notice.” – Jamie Brodie Group Commercial Manager Iliffe Media Ltd

“The awards ceremony was fantastic thank you, and everyone had a great time. Lucy really helped make the event a huge success, and we absolutely loved having her there to celebrate with us.” – Gina Wookey, Nasen

“She has been an absolute joy to work with and was so accommodating with everything – plus a truly superb comedian!  Our guests loved her.” – Guernsey Property and Construction Awards

“Everyone loved her comedy and people are still talking about it this morning” – Rodericks Dental Conference

“We run events and awards all year round and seek the very best to work with. Long standing fans of this tiny lady with a huge talent, we thoroughly enjoyed every moment of our event thanks to her expert eye and sharp observations. Lucy had us pegged from the start, leaving guests crying with laughter every step, dancing the light fantastic with a few quotes that have already become legend! We definitely all love Lucy… highly recommend to everyone. Glorious Management were simply wonderful to work with – every base covered from start to finish, I’d highly recommend working with them to find your next talent.”  – The Institute Of Promotional Marketing Awards

“She was simply amazing and sending you both a note today to say thank you properly.” – IPM COGS Awards

“The client has just been in touch, wanting to pass on their thanks for this event. She’s one of their favourites, and they thought she was professional, engaging and funny!” – The Recruitment Marketing Awards

“I know you are away but wanted to formally say how amazing both Stephen and Lucy were on Saturday.  I have done this event for several years and I can honestly say these two nailed it!  The energy that Stephen bought to the show was exceptional and knowing how much he cared was lovely for me.  He is more than a safe pair of hands – he is the only pair of hands….clearly my new fave!  Lucy is the ONLY person in that spot who has kept the audience engaged for the full half hour and a bit more.  What a pleasure to work with two people who added so much more than just their name to the night.” – Specsavers Annual Event

“On behalf of the directors of Leaders, a big thank-you and well done on delivering our conference – professionally delivered and you both have the patience of angels! It was a great success and we have had great feedback. Please share our sincere thanks with your team” – Leaders Estate Agents

“Lucy was great we’ve had a lot of positive feedback from delegates that attended. Thank you once again to Lucy she definitely had the crowd going. Thanks for all your help too” – The Opal Awards

“Lucy Porter was absolutely fantastic.  A very charming lady who was great company throughout the evening, I would recommend her to anyone who was looking for an after dinner speaker.  I think she represents excellent value for money. Thanks for all your help with organising this, a very happy customer.” – Guernsey Society of Chartered and Certified Accountants Annual Dinner

“Lucy Porter was absolutely fabulous, she had all of our guests (and myself!) in hysterics – really topped off the evening and made a very memorable experience for all. Lucy  delivered an excellent performance.” – Warwick Castle Varlink Limited Appreciation Dinner

“Thankyou so much for arranging for Lucy Porter to be our entertainment at The Insurance Institutes Annual Dinner on Friday. She was amazing, everybody loved her and the feedback has been brilliant.” – Stacey Sheridan- Broker Network

“Lucy was absolutely brilliant last night. Everyone loved her. She was really on brand for us and was professional at the same time as having a really relaxed approach. And she certainly got everyone laughing! Thanks again for recommending Lucy and also for coming through for us when we were let down by our previous agency. I’ve passed on to the team how great Champion have been to work with. Our awards are annual and so I hope we can work together again next year!” – Alison, Seven